New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, New York Quotes

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.