Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds

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Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

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Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

Diamonds, a girl best friend is what they say but believe me with the right...

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Diamonds, a girl best friend is what they say but believe me with the right...

Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

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Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

This girl is ready for some football.

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This girl is ready for some football.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Women need attention therefore women will complain, develop hatred for men and say that you're...

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Women need attention therefore women will complain, develop hatred for men and say that you're...