Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds

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Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

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Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

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Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

Diamonds, a girl best friend is what they say but believe me with the right...

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Diamonds, a girl best friend is what they say but believe me with the right...

This girl is ready for some football.

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This girl is ready for some football.

The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

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The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

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There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

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The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

The biggest complaints women have about men is that men don't listen, they stop being...

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The biggest complaints women have about men is that men don't listen, they stop being...