Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds

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Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

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Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

Diamonds, a girl best friend is what they say but believe me with the right...

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Diamonds, a girl best friend is what they say but believe me with the right...

Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

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Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

This girl is ready for some football.

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This girl is ready for some football.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed.

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A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed.