I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

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In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

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We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years...

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Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years...

I don't want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.

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I don't want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.