I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Memories Picture Quotes, Remote control Picture Quotes

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

You still cross my mind from time to time and I mostly smile.

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You still cross my mind from time to time and I mostly smile.

My mind has been circling around there memories for some days.

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My mind has been circling around there memories for some days.