Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...

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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and...

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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television....

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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...

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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...

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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy....

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Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

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More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance...

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.