If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft…

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and...

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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we...

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we...