I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Quote by Steve Martin

Topics: Sex Quotes

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Some people have active imaginations, but they don't know me and they're wrong if they...

Some people have active imaginations, but they don't know me and they're wrong if they...