I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Quote by Steve Martin

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Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Black women . . . work because their husbands can't make enough money at their...

Black women . . . work because their husbands can't make enough money at their...