The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a...

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is...

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is...

All computers wait at the same speed

All computers wait at the same speed

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

In old age, one should do something monumental.

In old age, one should do something monumental.