Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is...

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is...

I must say that I do wrestle with the amount of money I make, but...

I must say that I do wrestle with the amount of money I make, but...