Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.

The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply...

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.