Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Quote by Susan Healy

Topics: Dating Quotes, Funny Quotes

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led...

Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating.

That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating.

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...

One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I...

One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...