Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.

He who has never hoped can never despair

He who has never hoped can never despair

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of...

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of...

All progress means war with society.

All progress means war with society.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to...

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to...

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work,...

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work,...

It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief

It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.

Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.

When I was doing 'This Boy's Life' I wanted to be as old as Robert...

When I was doing 'This Boy's Life' I wanted to be as old as Robert...

All experiences of life seems to prove that the impediments thrown in the way of...

All experiences of life seems to prove that the impediments thrown in the way of...

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher...

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher...