It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

While I dance I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life....

While I dance I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life....

Hate shuts her soul when dove-eyed mercy pleads

Hate shuts her soul when dove-eyed mercy pleads

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also...

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also...