My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...