My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.