And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.