Only the sinner has the right to preach.

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.