I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.