Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these...

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these...

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you...

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you...

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham...

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham...

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast...

For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast...

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.