That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

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Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

You know what the trouble about real life is? Theres no danger music.

You know what the trouble about real life is? Theres no danger music.

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...