The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.

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That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...