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Quote by Dave Chappelle

Topics: Dave Chappelle Quotes

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.