Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Quote by Carol Burnett

Topics: Birth Quotes, Giving Quotes

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.