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If your morals make you dreary, depend on it, they are wrong.

#Robert Louis Stevenson

If your morals make you dreary, depend upon it, they are wrong

#Ethics

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

#God

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

#Failure, #Golf, #Success

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

#Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

#Funny, #God

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

#Tom Holt

Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth

#Anger

If your pictures aren't good enough, you aren't close enough.

#Robert Capa

If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

#Due Date

If you's are down motha' fucker then throw your hands up

#Brokencyde

Wayne if your on Mars can you pick me up from Jupiter

#Rap