Quotes about Due Date

Dad, you were like a father to me.

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Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you...

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It's like...God almighty! Holy moly! It's like traveling with a child. -Ethan Tremblay

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Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

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If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

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I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

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Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit,...

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Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go...

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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're...

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Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter

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Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he...

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Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

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