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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and...

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I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you...

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you...

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage...

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage...