Quotes by Russell Baker

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

#Russell Baker

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

#Russell Baker

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most...

#Russell Baker

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

#Russell Baker

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

#Russell Baker

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

#Russell Baker

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure...

#Russell Baker

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

#Advertising

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

#Comedy, #Television

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

#Goals

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

#Advertising, #Publicity

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

#Politicians