The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Quote by Russell Baker

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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British...

Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British...

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on canned laughter grafted by gaglines by...

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on canned laughter grafted by gaglines by...

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time

The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began...

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began...

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have...

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.