The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

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Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British...

Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British...

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most...

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most...

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any...

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any...

Doing nothing gets you nothing.

Doing nothing gets you nothing.