Quotes by Robert Benchley

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left...

#Robert Benchley

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

#Robert Benchley

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is...

#Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

#Dogs

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...

#Dogs

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

#Dogs

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

#Drinking

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

#Evil, #Nation, #Reputation

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

#Humor

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

#Mankind, #People