Quotes by Robert Benchley

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs...

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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

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There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

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The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or...

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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...

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Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street...

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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive,...

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