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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive,...
#Robert Benchley
Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street...
#Robert Benchley
Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...
#Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
#Robert Benchley
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
#Robert Benchley
Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is...
#Robert Benchley
I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
#Robert Benchley
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left...
#Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...
#Mankind
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#People
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
#Humor
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...
#Evil
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#Nation
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#Reputation
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...
#Drinking
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...
#Dogs
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...
#Dogs
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...
#Dogs
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