Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Quote by Robert Benchley

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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