A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Quote by Robert Benchley

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but...

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but...

Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...

Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to...

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to...

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs...

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs...

There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed...

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed...

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.