Quotes by Oscar Levant

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

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I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

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I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

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I am no more humble than my talents require.

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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

#Celebrity, #Funny, #Virginity

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

#Drinking, #Envy

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

#Enemies

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

#Humility, #Talent