I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Humility Quotes, Talent Quotes

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

It's more fun writing bad books than reading good ones.

It's more fun writing bad books than reading good ones.

It is a mistake to think that books have come to stay. The human race...

It is a mistake to think that books have come to stay. The human race...

History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and...

History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.