Quotes by Ned Flanders

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

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I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

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We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

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Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

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Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

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Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

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Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

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Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

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Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

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I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

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Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

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