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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...