Quotes by Ned Flanders

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

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He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

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Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

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Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

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Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

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Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

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Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

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Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

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Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

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