I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

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Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.