Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

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Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.