Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

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Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...