There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be...
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you...
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its...
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and...
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to...
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home...
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his...
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense...
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Reason often makes mistakes but conscience never does.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who...
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man...