There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Quote by Josh Billings
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to...
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who...
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its...
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can...
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice...
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be...
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer...
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little...
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable...
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God...