Quotes by Jay Leno

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

#Drink

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

#Famous

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

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The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...

#Love

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour...

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at...

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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

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