Quotes by Jay Leno

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

#Love

President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...

#Movies

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

#Money

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

#Money

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

#Drink

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

#Famous

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

#Famous

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...

#Love

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

#Jay Leno

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

#Jay Leno

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

#Jay Leno

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour...

#Jay Leno