Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

#Janeane Garofalo

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

#Comedy

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

#Comedy, #Humor

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

#Funny, #Life