Quotes by Howard Stern

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

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'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

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It's no treat being in bed with me.

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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

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I will never feel successful.

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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

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