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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

I will never feel successful.

I will never feel successful.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...