I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I will never feel successful.

I will never feel successful.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...