It's no treat being in bed with me.

Quote by Howard Stern

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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I will never feel successful.

I will never feel successful.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness

The book called the Bible has been voted by men, and decreed by human laws...

The book called the Bible has been voted by men, and decreed by human laws...

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.