'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country.

Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.